fluffyisms

One of the things I like about this series (as well just about everyone else in the universe) is the cool and/or funny things the characters say to one another. Below is a collection of my faves taken from the manga.

You little men annoy me. Go.
Oh, are you mortals still hanging about?
How barbaric.
Do not remind me of that vile half-breed.
Kill him only after we've talked.
Ah, you remebered me. I am flattered.
Why it's a human girl...
How fitting that you should be dallying with humans.
You seek your own level at last.
Do you think I have so much time to waste?
Can you imagine Sesshomaru being so blind?
Trust Father to hide his grave in such an odd place.
MM How long have I awaited this moment?
At last my precious I have found you.
What is this Inuyasha? Have you come to dig your own grave?
And are you suggesting......that my brother can?
Pah. Your attacks are as infantile as ever.
Thank you for that amusing iterlude.
No Half-breed will ever possess the Tetsusaiga... Do you understand?
What are you... that you were able to draw the Tetsusaiga?
Alas, I'm afraid she is. Merely by being your companion.
I grow bored with this. It's over.
Why so angry, Inuyasha? There are a million more where she came from...
Have you knotholes for eyes? This arm is rotting.
You speak of despising Inuyasha..yet you are afraid to face him..wanting to use instead.
Intriguing. I will take that arm.
Feh.. As ever brother your movements are simply too slow.
Don't ask such foolish Questions.
I have come to see a man about a sword.
Draw it Inuyasha. I shall at least allow you a token resistance.
Just as I thought.. You haven't mastered the Tetsusaiga at all.
The path of the blade is too obvious. You might as well be wav9ing a flag.
Little brothers are such pests.(one of my faves!!!)
Allow me to show you, Inuyasha. The true power of the Testusaiga...
Learn from your Elders.(another fave!)
With but one swing...The master of the blade can slay an army of demons!
Thank you for your patience, little brother. Now it's your turn.
Dear brother. You soon will be only rust on my blade....
mm...? Ah. the little filly from before.
You came to die with him? How sweet.(still another fave!)
True enough... And I will enjoy watching.
Thank you for that entertaining Diversion.
You may die now.
It's useless to hide!
Well... that was worth one ogre...Then Show me! Or must I imagine it.. after you've died?
You're quicker... when defending your wench..
Yes I. You should know better than to mar your elder brother's face.
That's right. From sheer boredom.(reply to Inuyasha's "you're running away")
What nuisances! You and she deserve each other...
You'll have each other... for eternity..
Your friend is going on ahead of you... to hell.
My, my... hasn't that venom killed you yet?
Oh...? Show me.
They can't escape...I can kill you all with one swing.
You fool...turning your back on an opponent.
How touching... You thought you'd buy time to save your companions...
we're going Jaken. So long as I cannot weild the blade, there is no point in dawdling.

This arrow. Can you pull it out?
Well Girl, do you want to die here with me?
So be a good little girl and hand it over... unless you'd rather feel the caress of my claws!
Do you think I'm too gentle, little girl?
...You stink of the woman who killed me!!!!
Next time... I'll cut you in half...
You...were that little whelp? Then Kikyo must be more withered than you!
Feh! Do you think I'm a fool?
Take off those clothes.
I didn't say "get naked"! Just get back into your own weird clothes!
There's no time to be careful!
Curse that girl... where is she now that I finally want her?!
Sesshomaru. If you came all this way to insult me...
What... kind of lunacy are you babbling...?
Idiot! Sesshomaru's in there!
Taste my claws!
This fight's not over yet!
Shut up!
All of a sudden... I think I want this blade!
What's all this stupidity tumbling out of your mouth? Did something get knocked loose in there?
Who ever said always?!
If you pass out Girl... you're on your own!
Beg me to!
I don't have a clue!
What do you think Brother? Would that just eat your guts out?
Tell me... why are you suddenly so bouncy?
Meaning I always make you sleep outside, is that it?
Monk. I have a spiritual question for you...
Don't you know when you've lost?
This time, big brother you're not getting away with one less arm!
I'll show you mastery!!
Maybe...it will... but I'll slice in two first!
No.... he's holding it?!
My brother wouldn't think twice about killing a girl!
Nobody stands in front of me, Miroku!
Don't get a hernia forcing yourself...(one of my all time fave Inuyasha lines!!!)
I'm not that easy to kill!!
I can split your head with it at least!
I'm your enemy, brother!
Save the bad jokes.
Ive found you out Sesshomaru.
This...Sesshomaru... this you won't get away with...
You shouldn't have Sesshomaru.. You shouldn't have involved Kagome...
One thing. Just don't... let Kagome die...
What are you just standing there for?! RUN!!!
Sorry big brother... I think you missed something.
I'm taking back... the Tetsusaiga!
When I thought you might die... I was afraid...I... will hold on to this. And don't you ever come come back here!

Are you talking about this crappy piece of paper? It didn't work at all.
Stop pretending! No one smells this digusting except for Kikyou!
Eh? What kind of book of spells is this???
Dammit, someone's talking sh-t about me!
Huh, what? Old woman, are you calling me stupid?
Shut up! She just left like that! (Puts on a girly voice impersonating Kagome's last words to him) I'm going home, STUPIDDDD!

Yeah,yeah! Roar, roar to you to, buddy(when facing Fluffy as a giant dog)
Your brain must be broken or something
So I'm your faithful terrier all of a sudden?! Wondering if I sniffed out a scent or heard anything with my little doggie ears! D*mn you guys p*ss me off! Every single one of you!

Inu-yasha: That bluffing coward...call me a puppy, will he?! I'll follow the scent of those wolves...I swear I'll track him down!

Kagome (thinking): Oh, no... he's (inu-yasha) no puppy!

Sit boy!!!
I can't believe I was actually starting to think you had a good side...
You said you'd always protect me!!
Are you trying to tell me you want to be a bit friendlier?
Drop the attitude. You got hurt in that fight.
Just take off your clothes!!!
You little worm!!!!
Well then... If I'm gonna pound him, I better be there too!
Inuyasha! Get the stupid sword!
You Little Toad!
I'm sorry... it just slipped out...(about Tetsusaiga...not something else! ^^)
Pfluh! Man! I thought I was dead!
This swords Looks really awesome! Go to it!
Inuyasha, You're sicker than I thought! Are you running a fever?
Give me a break! Who could fall in love with a spoiled, a selfish, nasty, violent jerk like him?!

Sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit, sit!!!!
He's an idiot. Violent, selfish, always pissed off, and most importantly, he's extremelyyyy jealous. (said to her friends about Inuyasha!^^)

Kagome- Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
Inuyasha- What?!
Kagome- I can't believe how stupid you are!

*This was sent in by Aya!

Oh, yeah, Inu-yasha's great...for an arrogant, selfish, stubborn, misogynist, stupid, narrow-minded, dog-breathed jerk!

Inuyasha, it's no surprise if someone talks behind your back. If you did something stupid like that...
You are the stupidest of the stupid. To find the Shikon shards, you must have Kagome. Although I don't know what happened, why did you make her mad like that?
Inuyasha... you don't sound anything like her.

Will you bear my child?
It was worth the pain... that was a wonderful sight we just saw(after they accidently saw Kagome & Sango in the bath)

Ashley103086 sent in this funny scene between Inuyasha & Miroku. It's from the epi where Kagome sees Kiyo kiss Inuyasha. Thanks Ashley! This is one of my all time fave Inu-Miroku moments!

Miroku: what did you with Kikyo to make her so mad?
Inyuasha:The same thing you do with girls.
miroku: WHAT?! YOU DID THAT RIGHT IN FRONT OF KAGOME!
Inuyasha: Might I ask what it is you do with girls!!!
Miroku: heh heh...........well i guess youll have to chose one either Kikyo or Kagome? Which is it?
Inuyasha: I don't suppose I could have them both???.....
Miroku: Well see if you would chose to do such a task each girl must not know about the other 'cause you see the circumstances would be not so good it could result in.....
Kagome: (listening threw the well) SIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THUMP*
Miroku: That's right BIG sit.

jinenji compliments kagome and inuyasha gives a sarcastic remark.

kagome: (flattered) jinenji-san stop that already.

inuyasha: hey jinenji theres somethin i dont under stand about what you just said.

jinenji: hm???

inuyasha: Kagome's heartless.

kagome: inuyasha.................. sit

inuyasha: see jinenji? she is heartless!

kagome: sit sit sit sit sit sit sit.................... x10.

shippo: idiot

miroku: that he is.

sango: sure is.

I don't blame Inuyasha for being upset over being called a mongrel, but sniffing the ground like that he sorta looks like one.

Inuyasha-You...smell good.
Kagome-Huh...?! Wait a minute. You said you hated my scent.
Inuyasha-Well......I was lying.

Myoga-suck suck suck. Inuyasha! Long time no suck!
Inuyasha-Whap! What...? Well, well it isn't Myoga the flea. (Inuyasha had squished Myoga)

Inuyasha-This...this food... Kagome, it's...it's good!
Kagome-Really..I'm so happy for you...
Inuyasha-Don't you want any? SLURP
Kagome-How can you eat in a place like this?

(This is right after Miroku had rubbed Kagome's butt)
Kagome-Hff-hff-On second thought...kill him!
Inuyasha-What kind of monk are you?!
Miroku-Please. Calm yourselves. I can explain. (Miroku is such a pervert)

Inugirl sent these! Thanks!

Inuyasha to Shippo- So Shippo, your village called. Their missing their idiot.

Inuyasha- Are you saying you like Miroku?

Kagome- Of course I do! Now if you'll listen we..Hey are you paying attention to me!

Inuyasha- She likes him! What could she possibly see in that guy!