My first experience with women was at a rather young age. I was spending
the night at a friends house and I walked in on his older sister dressing it
the washroom. She didn’t see me at first, and I couldn’t help it, but I
reached out and touched her smooth round bottom. Yes I was smacked upside
the head but from then on I loved the feeling of a woman’s soft skin.

Throughout my life I’ve gone from place to place meeting beautiful young
women and pushing my chances to get close to them. I’ve had my share of
angry fathers and daughters. Women just can’t appreciate a nice man who’s
only wish in life is to be able to touch their supple skin.

If I were a woman I wouldn’t mind being touched ever so gently. I would
take it as a compliment. I mean any man who want to touch me must think that
there was something special about me to have chosen me in the first place. I
think I would just fall into suit and just grab up every lover I could.

Then again, I am the young handsome man and not the sweet soft young woman.
I guess I will never really know what the female of the species is thinking
now will I? I mean I’ve been trying to persuade a young lady to respond to
me how I think she should, but every time I’m just so disappointed, not to
mention hurting in the facial area.

And that’s another thing I don’t understand. Why on earth does a woman
smack you in the face where it’s so tender? Why doesn’t she just shove you
instead. At least ever now and then I could do with a woman who doesn’t go
for the face. It hurts so much. Maybe their trying that thing were if
something hurts you, you’ll leave it alone, but I don’t want to leave it
alone!